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Caroline Hibbert
May 22, 20232 min read
Commemorate the sinking of Titanic by naming one other shipwreck
So we just have to ask: do people know there are other shipwrecks? Like thousands of them.
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Caroline Hibbert
Apr 11, 20232 min read
I’m your cat and I don’t need to sleep 14 hours a day, you’re just boring
Hi, I’m your cat. The one who shits in a box in your hallway. I know it may come as a surprise that I’m typing out words right now but I...
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Caroline Hibbert
Apr 4, 20231 min read
Americans sneer at French protests as U.S. retirement age basically surpasses life expectancy
Newsflash: Retiring is not part of the American Dream Protests in France have broken out in response to President Macron’s move to raise...
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Julie McNamara
May 18, 20222 min read
5 Joys of Online Shopping
Buying your goods online offers SO MANY benefits! Who needs to leave the house?
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Katherine Coleman
May 11, 20222 min read
LIVE A LITTLE! HERE ARE 15 REASONS TO TREAT YOURSELF TODAY
Did you wake up today? Treat yourself! Say hello to the ~new you~
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M.M. Kazmierczak
Apr 6, 20222 min read
Homesteading Win! President Biden Allows 19 Hogs into the White House
The naughty little piggies were first discovered roaming the White House landscape and helping themselves to the rutabagas in the garden.
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Tyler J. Oakley
Mar 29, 20223 min read
Seven Bearded Men Who Wear Dresses and Do Magic Tricks
The classic combo of dress donning, magic-making men in beards have captivated us throughout history. Here's the list to prove it.
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Katherine Coleman
Mar 23, 20222 min read
Realistic Houseplant Care Tips
So you can condescendingly tell your friends you have a "Plant Baby" now.
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Tyler J. Oakley
Mar 4, 20223 min read
Are Stained Glass Windows Creating Unrealistic Beauty Standards?
It’s time we looked through the problem. Every time you see one, the response is the same: stops and stares, awestruck gasps and gawking....
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M.M. Kazmierczak
Feb 14, 20222 min read
FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY? OF COURSE YOU DID. HERE'S 6 hacks USING OREOS.
We’ve all been there. It’s the morning of February 14th, and the thought of bestowing your romantic partner with any token of gratitude...
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Caroline Hibbert
Feb 12, 20222 min read
Slugging? Try Sliming. The ‘New’ Viral Skincare Trend Has Been Around For Centuries Says Mermaids
Mermaids have been smearing slime on their face for centuries - long before TikTokers took credit for its ‘groundbreaking’ overnight effects
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LITComedy
Apr 28, 20211 min read
Is the McRib Back?
by Bradley Moore CHICAGO, IL - In a world filled with uncertainty, there are a few things that we can count on – death, taxes, Nicolas...
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LITComedy
Apr 21, 20211 min read
Milk, Milk, Lemonade – Where Is Fudge Really Made?
by Bradley Moore HERSHEY, PA - It is a mystery for the ages; a tale as old as time. Where on the earth is fudge made? For the longest...
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LITComedy
Apr 14, 20211 min read
Mother Loses All Facebook Friends After Posting Everything Her Child Says Online
by Bradley Moore EUREKA, WA – Lindy Hopper loves her suburban home, her suburban neighborhood, and most of all, her suburban family. Her...
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LITComedy
Apr 7, 20214 min read
My Grandmother, The Transcendental Being
by Andy Bloom CHIPPEWA FALLS, WISCONSIN - Let me tell you about my Grandmother, Betty Bloom. Born in Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin she was...
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LITComedy
Mar 31, 20212 min read
Intelligent Humans Act Shocked When Unintelligent Humans Still Don’t Care
by Bradley Moore ANYWHERE, USA - For the better part of the last year, a faction of science-believing, doctor-trusting, mask-wearing,...
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LITComedy
Mar 24, 20211 min read
Are Two Masks Enough?
by Lucas Clinger ATLANTA - The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have released a new study related to proper mask usage. The...
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LITComedy
Mar 17, 20211 min read
DOGS WILL BE DOGS
by Lucas Clinger WASHINGTON, DC - Canine News Network (CNN) has reported shocking news from the White House. The first dogs, Champ and...
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LITComedy
Mar 10, 20211 min read
Trump's Twitter Account Says It's Happy In Its New Home In The BlacK Hole
by Nancy S. HOUSTON, TX -- NASA recently discovered messages from Trump's Twitter account from the black hole. "The black hole was the...
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LITComedy
Mar 3, 20212 min read
Maskless Man in Crowded Bar Confused By Continuing Spread of COVID-19
by Bradley Moore NASHVILLE – Sitting at a tiny table in less-than ritzy restaurant-bar, The Cowboy Palace, Stu Pidney is getting ready to...
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