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By Megan Neary Good news! This half-hour wellness seminar your boss made you skip lunch to attend is way better than health insurance....
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Mar 5, 20202 min read
I Amy Klobuchar Am Very Excited To Be Working Alongside My Good Friend Pete Buttigieg
By Danny Neary (Senator Klobuchar Debating Rival Pete Buttigieg https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/super-tuesday-early-voting-de...
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Mar 3, 20201 min read
More Tips For Giving Gifts
By Danny Neary 1. When wrapping your gifts make sure you do it securely so none of the mashed potatoes and gravy leak out. 2. Department...
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Mar 2, 20201 min read
Best Sports Movies Ever
By Danny Neary 1. Cinderella Man: The best movie to feature Russel Crowe violently punching people in the face that wasn’t filmed by TMZ....
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Feb 28, 20202 min read
The French Resistance
By Danny Neary It is a tumultuous time in our country. King Louis the XVI is ruling over us like a tyrant and embarrassing our country on...
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Feb 27, 20201 min read
Disgusting: Adorable Baby Otters Play And Laugh While The Trans Community's Rights Are Stripped Away
By Danny Neary Wow, could these adorable baby otters be any more insensitive? Just look at all their cute baby otter faces laughing and...
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Feb 26, 20201 min read
Tips For Giving Gifts
By Danny Neary 1. When you're buying a gift for your girlfriend make sure you mention that it's for your girlfriend to the cashier. That...
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Feb 25, 20202 min read
List: 5 Teenage Boys Who Are Finally Old Enough For You To Playfully Flirt With
By Danny Neary 1. Brad - Woah, is that a young Jake Gyllenhaal I see? Brad has really grown into a strong confident young man and his...
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Feb 24, 20201 min read
"I Actually Relate More To The Villain," Declares Brave Young Man
By Danny Neary COLUMBUS, OH — In a moment of exceptional bravery Columbus State Community College student Brian Robinson declared it was...
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Feb 21, 20202 min read
Reasons To Settle From Your Mom
By Danny Neary 1. You’re not getting any younger and your fertility clock is ticking. I’m just saying this because I love you. Remember...
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Feb 20, 20203 min read
We Are A Welcoming, Progressive Office Here At Exxon Mobil
By Danny Neary Hey, welcome to Exxon Mobil! I'm Kathleen, head of social media and I'll be giving you your tour of this fun, hip,...
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Feb 19, 20201 min read
10 Rules For Making A Marvel Movie
By Danny Neary Force a random sexual relationship between two characters people don’t care about and who have zero chemistry. Every few...
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Feb 18, 20202 min read
Welcome To The Professional Managerial Class!
By Danny Neary Congratulations on being accepted into the Professional Managerial class. You now get to join your parents, your friend...
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Feb 17, 20201 min read
Tips For Apartment Hunting
By Danny Neary Ask your realtor where the bathroom is, if they won’t tell you this means a pack of wolves is living in it and you should...
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Feb 14, 20203 min read
You're Not Unhappy In This Relationship, You're Unhappy Under This Capitalist System
By Danny Neary You're packing your bags again. You say you're leaving because we never talk or laugh like we use to, as if the reason we...
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Feb 13, 20201 min read
Facebook Announces Wax Sculptures Of All Of Their Users Locked Safely In Vault
By: Danny Neary (https://www.madametussauds.com/san-francisco/en/whats-inside/leaders-entrepreneurs/mark-zuckerberg/) Facebook has been...
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Feb 12, 20202 min read
Peyton Manning Still Regretting Letting Papa John Kiss Him
By Danny Neary (https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-week-5-picks-the-cowboys-wont-stop-peyton-manning/) DENVER — Sitting quietly in...
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